Tastea - Karate Chopped Chicken and BUTTLOAD A'FRIES

Tacographics loves free food.  IF YOU'RE A RESTAURANT MANAGER OR SOMETHING AND READING THIS SHOOT ME AN E-MAIL ME AND I'LL REVIEW YOUR FOOD. I'M AN INSPIRING BIG-SHOT INTERNET FOOD BLOGGER THAT TRANSCENDS THE REALM OF YELP BECAUSE I'M JUST THAT COOL.  JUST IN CASE YOU'RE WONDERING, YES THIS BLOG IS A GREAT AND FREE WAY TO GAIN EXPOSURE FOR YOUR RESTAURANT, YES I LIKE FOOD (EXCEPT SEAFOOD), NO, I'M NOT SHOUTING, THIS IS JUST HOW I DO THINGS.   

Anyway, I got this food free because my friend (and die-hard TACOGRAPHICS FAN) invited me over for a free INSIDERS ONLY event.  I got my moneys worth TACOGRAPHICS ALWAYS GETS HIS $$$'S WORTH BITCH. 

The "karate chopped" chicken was pretty much the same as this popcorn chicken .  I got the level 2 of spice which was really tame.  If you want insider info - IT'S JUST PAPRIKA.  So basically level 5 has the most paprika - do not go here if you want actual spicy chicken. 

UPDATE: I have been told it is not paprika, but cayenne pepper. 

random fry

Fat rating: 7.5/10

Salt rating: 8/10

Taste rating: 6/10

I also got BUTTLOAD A'FRIES.  Yes, that's what they're actually called.  If I cashiered here I'd probably die inside every time someone chuckled from reading it off the menu.  Anyway, these were ok. They remind me of those fajita fries I used to eat a lot as a kid.  The fries were mixed with "Tastea dust" which is apparently "super secret".  IT'S MSG.  Secrets revealed only on Tacographics. 

Fat rating: 7.5/10

Salt rating: 8/10

Taste rating: 6/10