Red Robin - Chicken Teriyaki Sandwich

Failed to mention in my last Red Robin review that it's pretty standard to burn your tongue on a fry or two here. There should be a disclaimer on their menu OUR FRIES WILL STRAIGHT BURN YOUR FATASS MOUTH. 

Moving on to the sandwich, I got no mayo (Why do chicken teriyaki sandwiches come with mayo?  Can someone tell me?  How does that make any fucking sense?!?!) and I think no onion.  The sandwich had shredded lettuce, tomatoes, pineapple, and the teriyaki glaze.  Just like with their Whisky River BBQ Burger, there was not sufficient sauce on the sandwich and I was too lazy to ask for some more.  What was there was great, I liked it a lot.  The chicken was also tasty - the glaze did make the sandwich sloppy to eat, The tomatoes and pineapple have a similar texture and just cancel each other out.  They don't make sense together.  Lettuce was also pretty lost in the mix.  I need to learn that chicken teryiaki is best made with rice and veggies, and not on a boring hamburger bun. 

Fat rating: 3/10

Salt rating: 8/10

Taste rating: 6.5/10

Red Robin - Whiskey River BBQ Burger

My first burger review because burgers are inferior to tacos.  My brother gets this sort of burger everywhere we go, they usually look really damn good but make you feel horrible afterward from all the grease.  I got the Whisks River BBQ burger with no veggies and no mayo (because veggies on a burger don't make any sense and mayo is plain ICK).

Red Robin rules but I don't go often.  This time was sort of disappointing for some reason, maybe my taste buds were off but the burger didn't seem as godly-savory as usual.  They never put enough bbq sauce on their burgers but I was too lazy to ask for more.  The burger patty seemed like a lower quality than usual, maybe I'm wrong but meh.  It was still tasty, and red robin's fries are the way I like fries - a good amount of potato and not too oily. 

Fat rating: 7/10

Salt rating: 8/10

Taste rating: 7/10