Tuesday, March 31, 2026

2026 Top 10 official food rankings. not ai generated 💀

1. Mediterranean - Top tier food and desserts + healthy. Kebob plates forever. Garlic sauce the best sauce ever created.

2. Korean - So much flavor and healthy but desserts are not as good as most. KBBQ. Korean fried chicken is the undisputed goat of poultry. 

3. American - Let's be real.  Higher end American food is actually delicious, carried by steak, bbq, snacks and crazy desserts. It would be higher on the list if the fast food wasn't sysco seed oil slop. Best snacks of any country by far. 

4. Italian - So delicious and fresh, with excellent drinks and desserts. Tiramisu.  Would be higher if it had more protein.

5. Japanese - Balanced and fresh, with a bunch of tempura stuff mixed in. Sushi, teriyaki, katsu. Matcha is fantastic. Yuzu.

6. Indian - Insane glutamate levels.  Would be higher if it was something I wanted more often and they had better desserts. Curries and dosas. Mango lassi.

7. Vietnamese - A good mix of flavor, freshness, and desserts. Shaken beef. Bánh Bèo. BBH. Viet coffee.

8. Mexican - 2017 Tacographics fave has slid significantly as it's still reliable and has excellent dishes, just doesn't hit flavor peaks like the above list does.  Molcajete. Tacos. Agua frescas.

9. Argentinian - So much beef and freshness. Have never been blown away by it but it's always great.

10. Chinese - Lots of good dishes to share but lacks good dessert. Honey walnut shrimp, pepper beef.